Tuesday, Apr. 15, 2003 - 5:45 pm
Now Playing: Goodbye Harry "Picking Teams"
"Too petrified to face your insignifigance. If you could see the truth I know you'd shit your pants. That no one deserves to be proud at birth, no it takes work. And who asked you anyhow you loud-mouthed Nazi jerk? But I know you're gonna tell me why I am such a truly lucky guy. Gonna swear to God that we are kin. Blah, Blah, Blah again. Why can't you leave me out when you're picking teams?"
I stole this from someone else's diary. I forget who's diary...it was a funny banner and I clicked it.
name = R. Dog
piercings = 3
tattoos = 10
shoe size = 11
hair color = dirty blonde
length = 1 1/2 inches
LAST...
movie you rented = I never rent movies, but Miah rented The Hudsucker Proxy the other day. He'd never seen it.
movie you bought = Goldmember, There's Something About Mary, Usual Suspects, Happpy Gilmore, and one more that I can't think of. I joined that retarded Columbia House DVD club when I was bored a couple of weeks ago.
song you listened to = Goodbye Harry "Halfway To Vegas"
song that was stuck in your head= that fucking lame R. Kelly song with the lyric "Sippin on Coke and Rum. I'm like 'So what I'm drunk.'" Why on Earth is this a hit song???
cd you bought = Centaur "In Streams" and Caustic Resin "Keep On Truckin"
cd you listened to = Goodbye Harry "I Can Smoke" (listening to it now) or Chixdiggit! "Chixdiggit!"
person you've called = Nick in San Diego
person that's called you = John from Ticketmaster
tv show you've watched = Futurama
person you were thinking of = Dre
you have a bf or gf = negatory
you wish you could live somewhere else = yup
you think about suicide = I have, yes
you believe in online dating = I'm not opposed to it, but I'd prefer to meet folks in person.
you want more piercings = no, i'm over that phase
you drink = yes
you do drugs = yes
you smoke = no
you like cleaning = no
you like roller coasters = hells yeah
you write in cursive or print = print IN ALL CAPITALS
you carry a donor card = yes
FOR OR AGAINST...
long distance relationships = against
using someone = against
killing people = depending on the person...
teenage smoking = against
doing drugs = for
premarital sex = for
driving drunk = ha ha ha. shut up.
gay/lesbian relationships = for
soap operas = against
. FAVORITE...
food = pizza
song = "Neil's Down" by the Treepeople
thing to do = listen to music, watch Futurama
thing to talk about = music, sex
sports = yuck
drinks = Rolling Rock beer, Diet 7-Up, Cranberry juice
clothes = t-shirts, thrift store pants
movies = Return of the Living Dead, Big Lebowski, Natural Born Killers, Best In Show
band/singer = Dead Milkmen
cars = the one that gets me where I need to go
------------------------------------------------------------------------ 1. Why are you here?
Because I'm working, and they like it when you actually show up to work.
2. What is your middle name?
Jesse
3. I am curious about what your mantra is. Tell me about it.
"Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you."
4. What do you do when you're feeling sad?
Go into a downward spiral of drug abuse and boozing, then write about it like it's funny in my diary.
5. Name three bands you're embarassed to love.
Stone Temple Pilots, Smashmouth (their first record only, and because Steve is a friend of mine), and Barry Manilow.
6. In one week, what will you have done?
Booked the Supersuckers, watched Futurama a million more times, bought the Family Guy DVD set, seen FFI play at Cafe Roma, played with my cat.
7. Would you ever put half-naked pictures of yourself on the internet at a seemingly decent site if you needed the money and the other people were foxy?
If someone would actually pay to look at my pale scrawny naked body, then fuck yeah!
8. Do you read the comics? Which ones?
no
9. Fill in the blanks: When I _____, I will ______ so I may _______.
watch Futurama; comit every line of dialogue to memory; quote it non-stop with my boss.
10. What is your most favorite food?
pizza
11. What are your superstitious habits?
the standard don't walk under the ladder, let a black cat cross your path kinds of superstitious habits.
12. When is it perfect?
Tomorrow because it's my day off, I'm getting a massage, and I'm getting my tattoo worked on.
13. If you were a sandwich what kind would you be?
Turkey, plain on a Croissant.
14. What day is your favorite day of the year?
Halloween, motherfucker.
16. I'm feeling sad right now; give me an idea of something to do to make me feel better.
Smoke a bowl and/or have sex.
17. Do you knit?
What kind of fucking question is that? And why would you end this fun little survey with a question so retarded?
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